I was curious as to how much force it would take to tear a typical pair of panties off of a girl. I asked Melanie Weisner about the kind with the thin elastic strap and she said there was no way I could do it. Given that a failed attempt at this would give a girl a worse wedgie than we can even imagine, I decided to take my curiosity to Victoria's Secret and start ripping up the underwear section. I bought 6 different types of panties and put them each on a mannequin. Some MILFs decided to video tape my attempts to show their friends. The results were less successful than I expected.

As a general rule, lacey stuff is easy to tear and anything elastic is fucking impossible. If there was no elastic holding the part that covers the girl's pussy then that would tear pretty easy, but almost all of them have elastic around the waist and that is NOT going to rip.

I ended up ripping a second lace one just for fun afterward. It was easy to tear, but the girl would probably have to deal with a second or two of wedgie before it gives.

I let the employees keep the underwear afterward. They were really excited.

$50 later, here are the results:

They also wanted to figure out my bra size. I think they get a bonus or something if they measure enough people. I'm a 37A.