So I made this  a while back, I had been drinking and DC'ing quite a bit as was starting to tilt pretty good. So with nothing to do and not wanting to waste a good buzz I decided to us my artistic skillz and mess around with MS paint. If anything hope it can be some form of tilt relief.......

Based on a true story

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Runbad has now been accompanied by bad play. After reviewing sessions, chatting with friends and talking to study group I feel like I'm back on track.

But DC's continue - today down 2 BI's on PS and 4 on FT (where my BR has already been decimated by runbad and tiltspew) do to DC's. It sucked cause internet would periodically reconnect just long enough for me to see my hand and stack, and then quickly DC leaving me to watch those f-in cards sweep back and forth, back and forth - almost like it was saying "Oh look, your your down 300 chips!" and then it would reconnect to say "you only got 500 left, better hope blinds dont increase u fag!" and then it would reconnect and say "hahahah- u lost, u inbred tard, watcha gonna do about it?" At one point I flopped a flush with an oesfd...

Not sure what to do, feel like raging - will talk to landlord tomorrow. That would be my short term plan -  long term plans:

 It's currently the wet season here in Peru, an I have spent a lot of time mopping up water that's been pouring through the ceiling and helping my land lord fix the roof. Hopefully this means a break in the rent. That's pretty much it for personal life stuff, beside's random drunken encounters resulting in me hiding from native female and her families. I'm doing my best to avoid leaving little b*st**d Travis' in my wake, but when u got nothing to do but walk around aimlessly and drink these opportunites present themselves with greater frequency.  

In the begining there was a micro stakes donk, and he had a moderate roi, and it was good. But on the 6th day Raised by Jews said "let there be a competition for all donks, and let them submit replys to a questionaire and I shalt make the winner great, in my image". And so it is, selected by RbJ as his apprentice and ready to learn I am starting this blog. That's right ladies and gent's, i am one of 2 lucky winners, not because of my superior intellect, awesome hu skills, or sick grinding volume, but because I am slightly retarded and i made him laugh in a questionaire. Jealous much?