Trolling the low stakes is tons of fun but with $1000 profit at 30s and below in the last week, it's time to take shots higher. Here's how it went: 

A cool breeze and a nice sunny day made poker an irresistible propsition. Some would go outside but my vampiric tendencies and the sweet poker setup I just cleaned makes the choice clear.

Grinding BCP's $25 4-man turbos brought back fond memories of low-stakes games. It's always a good sign when you can't differentiate between the fish and regs.

Although, action's slow and HEM's mathematical prowess is easily overwhelmed by the thought of having four players in a single game. Since I want the buy-ins to be labelled accurately and I'll eventually run out of HUSNG.COM videos, switching to a regular format is better.

People tell me I talk too much so a blog is a natural idea. Content will be guided by the tree sized Wheel of Fortune in my backyard (paid for by my entire Bovada roll). The topics range from everything, something and nothing. It's literally just those options.

Bovada hasn't been kind to me lately. She beat me up a lot and I'm still getting the barf out of my nose from all the sick spots. She probably uses a red color scheme so you don't notice all the blood. And why do you think she hid usernames, removed notes, and made getting hand histories harder than finding Amazon's support number? It makes me nervous and I'm sure I saw a pitchfork and pointy tail when Bovada thought I wasn't looking.